Lady Brett Ashley

They can do no wrong.

[A]s far as I know no library has taken the Annoyed Librarian Porn Challenge, which would require them to put a copy of Hustler or some similar magazine in the children’s section of the library and then defend it against challenges.

I’d do it. As a libertarian, I don’t believe in arbitrary age restrictions. Plus Larry Flint was named as one of Reason Magazine’s “Heroes of Freedom.”

“You’ll be standing in the checkout line and the guy behind you will be standing with a miniature pony. And you’ll wonder what to say.

I’d suggest: Hay.”

I thought this article would be funny but it turned out to be written by some white hipster that hates the Sunset.

If I’ve had better days then they’re hard to remember,
I was stuck in a bender before we met, there wasn’t anything.
But I’ve been on a high since the moment I saw you,
And there’s nothing I won’t do for you now because you’re everything.

Be bold, be bold, and euery where Be bold
Edmund Spencer, The Faerie Queene, Book 3, Canto XI

billy + joe - old friend - rancid cover (by billyplusjoe)

One of my favorite songs covered by one of my favorite artists.

My Camera Equipment
What’s crazy is that I don’t even like photography.

My Camera Equipment

What’s crazy is that I don’t even like photography.

Many women say they judge a man based on how well he tips. If I went on a date with a man that did not tip, I would be won over.

This article proves, yet again, that tipping is a scam.

Hopefully this article will encourage the commenters on the Inside Scoop to stop bragging about tipping 30% at $$$$ restaurants. They are just making things worse for everyone.

I can’t believe this was a front page article in the SF Chronicle.

HAHAHAHAHAHA